Sarah the Mioness

jesus-in-a-threesome:

Getting ready for a Skype interview with a local office building who needs a full-time receptionist. Wish me luck!

Break a leg

Anastasia - Once Upon A December (Russian)
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missmagrathea:

Anastasia’s Once Upon A December in Russian.

Mum: SARAH, THE SHOW IS ON.
Me: ...mom I'm right here.
Mum: you came down quiet.
Me: Mom you just talked to me. You just heard me answer you.
raybutts:

thisisjefficus:

THIS IS SO HELPFUL

REBLOGGING TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT NORTHERN IRELAND IS IN FACT IN THE UK.

raybutts:

thisisjefficus:

THIS IS SO HELPFUL

REBLOGGING TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT NORTHERN IRELAND IS IN FACT IN THE UK.

a hug for anyone who can guess one of my top 10 characters!
As a random thought…

morenavbby:

So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

The Black Widow is Russian.

Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”

I’M JUST WAITING FOR THE DAY

annievh:

REGINA: We need something powerful and magical to defeat the Popsicle Queen.

BELLE: Oh! I know! How about the Holy Grail?

RUMPLE: …

RUMPLE: Oh boy.

BELLE: What? You said it yourself it was one of the most powerful itens you ever acquired.

RUMPLE: Yes…

BELLE: You always complained over and over about how careful I should be, and that I was going to drop it, and that I never dusted the bloody thing enough…

RUMPLE: I remember…

BELLE: He said it could defeat any magic anywhere from anyone!

EMMA: And why the hell haven’t we heard of this thing before?

RUMPLE: I, uhn… I may have misplaced it.

REGINA: Come again?

RUMPLE: I… took it from it’s pedestal a long time ago and didn’t really pay attention where I put it afterward.

BELLE: Why? It was the most important thing in the whole castle! What was so important that you needed to give it the bloody spot of the Holy Grail?!

RUMPLE: …

REGINA: Don’t tell me.

RUMPLE: Well…

REGINA: Gold, I swear to GOD!

RUMPLE: … Your Chipped Cup…

BELLE: …

EMMA: …

SNOW: …

REGINA: I’m killing you.

BELLE: *holding back tears* You replaced the Holy Grail with my Chipped Cup?

EMMA: *pretending not to cry* There’s something in my eye, I need a minute.

SNOW: *sobbing* That is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard!!

REGINA: I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!

atlinmerrick:

mojoflower:

I feel like there should be double-tapped, defeated zombies lying about on the streets.

I’m so sorry Mojo, I can not hear you over the sound of his buttons.

atlinmerrick:

mojoflower:

I feel like there should be double-tapped, defeated zombies lying about on the streets.

I’m so sorry Mojo, I can not hear you over the sound of his buttons.

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.